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Cities
Toronto
San Fran
Las Vegas
Catalina
Ensenada
Anchorage
Tokyo
Beijing
Cairo       
3/19
Petra        3/23
Prague    
3/28
Munich    
4/2
Madrid
       4/6
Ibiza        
4/8
Mallorca   
4/9
Granada   4/18
Morocco
    4/15
Gibraltar    4/16
Seville      4/17
Barcelona
4/19
Athens     
4/22
Mykonos   4/24
Santorini    4/26
Venice       4/29
Florence   5/1
Cinque Terre
Rome      
5/5
Helsinki   
5/9
Stockhlm 
5/15
Oslo        
5/21
Dublin     
5/27
Loch Ness
6/3
London    
6/9
Paris       
6/16
New York 
6/25
L.A.          6/27

Wonders
CN Tower
Niagara Falls
Golden Gate
Mt. Fuji
Great Wall
Grand Canyon
Hoover Dam

Pyramids
Petra
Colosseum
Leaning Tower
Parthenon
Stonehenge
Big Ben
The Chunnel
Eiffel Tower
Mt. St.Michel
Empire St Bld

Landmarks
Alaska glacier
Tokyo Tower
Forbidden City
Sum'r Palace
LaBufadora
Bilbao Museo
BlarneyStone
Disney Paris

Glossary
Webster's must've not traveled much, cause the dictionary is missing a bunch of words to describe travel adventures.  So I coined my own writing this travelogue:

adrenaline arrival high n.  travel-related excitement when you arrive in another country that keeps you pumped for 2 days of city exploring, usually followed by a crash.  Example: After Jen joined me in Venice, she was on a adrenaline arrival high until we took it easy in Cinque Terre.
Bicoastal adj. Friend you've met on West and East coasts.  He is my bicoastal buddy
Bicontinental adj. Friend you've met on two continents
Do a city blind To arrive in a city without a guidebook, friends, or any idea how to do anything when you get off the plane/train.  Example: Since my Let's Go guide omits Scandanavia, I did Oslo, Stockholm and Helsinki blind.
Blind ordering At a restaurant, ordering a menu item you have never heard of before, and can just barely pronounce.  Happens all the time in other countries or fancy-schmancy restaurants 
castled out adj.  see -ed out
changestuck adj.  to have leftover change from another country's currency which you don't want as a souvenir, you can't exchange cause it's not a bill, and can't stand keeping in your pocket cause you confuse it with the change of the country you are in.  Example: I was changestuck with 5 dinar coins from Jordan.
countryspotting n.  trying to guess other tourists' nationality based on their appearance, dress, accent
-ed out suffix indicating burnout of an attraction. e.g.  Museumed out, tombed out in Egypt, castled out in Europe
disdrift n. flea market bargaining technique in which you express interest in an object, dismiss it, then drift away as the shop owner discounts the price more the further you walk away.  Example: Disdrift works really well in Egypt and Tijuana, but not as well in Paris, and not at all at Macy's
Kiwis New Zealanders (I didn't make this one up)
museumed out adj.  see -ed out
museum surf v.  to briskly walk thru museum rooms at about 30 seconds per room.  Avoids museum sleep and lets you do a museum in a half hour, under the philosophy it's better to at least see it in 5 seconds than not at all, right?
pocketfold v.  to refold your map to the part you want to see, so it fits easily into your pocket. This avoids the map-open-newspaper syndrome, which is like a bullseye target on your forehead stamped TOURIST.  Example: In Rome, Barcelona, London, Paris, it's wise to pocketfold your map.
restaurant fluency language fluency allowing you to order food in a restaurant and ask for basic directions, but not enough to talk politics, business, meaning of life.  Example: I speak restaurant Spanish.
triangulate v. determine what hotel/hostel you want to stay at based on its proximity to the city center, restaurants, attractions, and/or easyEverything Internet cafe.  Example:  It's often difficult to triangulate where to stay using Internet hotel booking sites, whereas Let's Go and Lonely Planet show nearby restaurants and sights.
tombed out adj.  see -ed out
tricontinental adj.  Friend you've met on three continents.  Example: Julius is my one of my few tricontinental buddies cause I've met him in New Zealand, San Diego, and London
Wonderful adj.  country or city with more than 2 Wonders.  Example: London is Wonderful, with easy access to Stonehenge, Big Ben and the Chunnel. Note: Capital Wonderful!
Wonderlight adj.  country or city with no Wonders.  used euphemistically.  L.A. is Wonderlight
Wonderlist list of Wonders of the World.  Example: After the 7 Ancient Wonders, there's no universally agreed upon Natural Wonderlist, Modern Wonderlist, etc.
Wonderlust n. urge to see a Wonder.  Example: After not seeing a Wonder for three weeks in Scandanavia, I satisfied my Wonderlust my seeing three Wonders around London
Wonderspotting n. identifying Wonders of the World.  Example:  An cheaper way to do some ersatz Wonderspotting is to go to Las Vegas or the It's a Small World ride
Wonderstruck n. sense of "ohmigod awe", "this is HUGE!!" and "THERE it is!" when seeing a Wonder.  Example: No matter how many Wonders I see, I'm still Wonderstruck when I see the next one.
WOW Wonder of the World.  (Hopefully you figured this one out by now)

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