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Los Angeles
CITY OF ANGELS, STARS,
SUN
Of the 50+ cities I've visited on the tour, Los Angeles is the baby, so it's
Wonderlight. Ironically, thanks to Hollywood, LA has worldwide cultural
influence--
exported to every country visited-- called movies.

The Hollywood sign used to be advertising
for Hollywoodland, until the LAND caught on fire. It's the most-known LA
landmark with the least tourist hype: no gift shop, observation
deck, or postcards nearby cause it's in a mansion-neighborhood.
After starting this
EuroMediterranean leg of my WOW tour in Cairo, then trekking through Athens,
Rome, the rest of Europe, London, New York, and L.A., I realize I've traced the
arc of Western Civilization (well, except I took 3+ months
instead of 3000+ years.) Still in ancient mode, I see if I can find..
(Not-so) Ancient LA
I decide to do Los Angeles with the
same tourist-attitude I've been used to. Except I have
two distinct advantages: 1) I know where things are. 2) I'm
familiar with traffic patterns, which is key. While the weather is constant in LA
(usually 75 and sunny) it's the weather than changes wildly by time-of-day,
day-of-week. A trip that usually takes 20 minutes with no traffic can
take an hour with traffic.
LA's a fun city to tour through,
because almost every neighborhood and landmark has been featured in a
movie. But looking for Wonder-style ruins -- like the spires and statues, columns and castles I've been
honing in on for the past three months -- is more difficult. Or is it? Well,
I do find 'em. Just in a
different form....stay with me on this one as we do an LA-as-ancient city
tour...
Gothic Spires: Mann's
Chinese Theater, which started the Hollywood movie opening hoopla,
definitely qualifies. Check out those Gothicesque points! It was
just renovated and is even more popular.

And hey look, we've even got Wonder Woman - pretty
cool for a Wonders of the World tour.
Columns: The Disney
El Capitan movie theater has an adjacent activities building with columns,
one of the few building that does. Nice Ionic columns too, like on the
second floor of the Colosseum!
Disney's El Capitan theater plays only Disney movies on its single large
digital screen. Great resolution you can almost touch. After the
movie, you can go next door to the columned activities building, which had fun
movie-related activities like video games and stage shows.
Castle: The Magic
Castle, located just a block up from the Hollywood Strip, is a private
dinner and performance club for LA's magicians.
Yes, that's right, while Europe has its elite classes, Manhattan has its Ivy
League private clubs, in LA, the magicians have their own private club. A
friend of a friend of mine is actually a professional magician, so he got me
in. It's fun to wander around seeing different magic shows in the three
rooms. And the men's bathroom urinals talk, making fun of you.

Statues. I drive by a statue shop in Beverly Hills, which has hundreds
of Greco-Roman copies. Guess you gotta fill the mansion's backyard with
something.
Domed Buildings: The
new Grove mall definitely counts.

I was wondering why LA doesn't have Eurocities' town squares. The
I realize: LA has them: they're called malls. And since this is LA, every mall has a theme (except the
Beverly Center - which nobody goes to - see.). The Grove is the only
mall in LA that doesn't have a palm tree, cause it's classy
Italian-themed. There are even bathroom
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Cathedral spire.
Fox Westwood wins here:

There are some church cathedrals in town, but the Fox Westwood spire is
most visible because, heck, it glows with neon at night. Hollywood
premiers happen here; my brother saw George Clooney and the Ocean's 11
gang here.
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Arches
Paris has the Arc de Triumph, Rome has Titus'
Arch and Athens has Hadrian's Arch. Thanks to Paramount, LA
has a double arch.
Skip the Paramount studio tour, it's not as
exciting as in Crocodile Dundee in LA
Amphitheater: Hollywood Bowl. After a
weekend day at the beach, Los Angelenos head to the Bowl for evening
outdoor concerts, often featuring orchestras playing movie
music.

The Greeks win on architecture skills tho. While you can
supposedly hear a pin drop in Atlanta's first Olympic stadium thanks to
great built-in acoustics, they had to install those spacey globes in the
bowl to bounce out sound.
Tryouts: Living in LA, you
hear random radio casting calls for reality TV shows. I've tried out for
Survivor 3. Didn't make it, so I decided to satirize (now
there's a word I haven't used in a while) LA living in this Survivor
LA Flash video I made.
Beaches
Critics complain LA lacks parks, but who needs 'em when you have miles
of free clean wide sandy beaches? Here are 16 beach sports:

The Santa Monica Pier has been in
dozens of movies. If there's a pier or amusement park scene,
chances are it was shot here. You can fish here.
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Rollerdancing to boombox blasting on Sundays at Venice Beach.
Baywatch
was filmed here. My Santa Monica Friday Night Skate
group is just 30 people, not the thousands I saw in Paris.

At Muscle Beach gym,
buff bodybuilders work out outdoors
to get a tan and show everyone how well they've been workin' out of
course

Volleyball competition at Hermosa
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Wide bike paths for biking

Pick-up rollerhockey games every
weekday after work. Grab your stick and join in

Tony Hawk, watch this.
Skateboard loop at a competition at Hermosa Beach

Walking at sunset (Laguna
Beach). I took this photo as is, no filter, no Photoshop, just a
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After the work out, the beach goers chill out at the bars
on Hermosa Beach.
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Theme Parks
LA's a great base to visit SoCal's seven or so theme parks, all located
less than an hour away. The majors:
- Disneyland and California
Adventure. My mom and I visited California Adventure a
month after it opened.
- Six Flags. My friends Dan,
Jen, Mike and Viki visited the roller coaster intense Six
Flags Magic Mountain a few years ago, a half-hour north
- Universal Studios is right in
LA, and the newly expanded Universal City Walk features movies,
IMAX, restaurants, dance clubs and even a pool hall and bowling
alley
- Knotts Berry Farm its much
more than just jam, expanding its rides and attractions with Ghost
Rider and the Snoopy gang.
Arts
I missed Bilbao's Guggenheim Museum, so to get my Gehry groove
on, I stop by the under-construction Disney Concert Hall. Like Barcelona's
Sagrada Familia, construction has stalled cause they ran out of money.
But hopefully unlike the SagFam, they'll finish it in less than 50 years.
Museum of Contemporary Art
My friend Louise works at the MOCA, so still in museum mode I head downtown
to check out the visiting Andy Warhol exhibit. Andy's famous
Campbell soup cans and Marilyn Monroes are there, but none of the huge
commercial art collages I saw back in one of Madrid's museums' visiting
exhibits. It's especially cool to see his Mona Lisas and Statue of
Liberty pieces having just seen the real things.
Museum of Natural History
I check out the visiting exhibit Voyages (appropriately enough), which
describes several English seafaring explorers. Hans Sloane's
specimen collections became the basis for London's famous British Museum I had
just seen in London. I'm a bit jealous of the 15th century British
explorers who lived when "Explorer" was a job occupation. I wonder
how'd that'd look on my resume....A second visiting exhibit describes explorer
Shackleton's race to the South Pole. Too bad Norweigan Amundsen beat him,
thanks to his sturdy ship Fram-- which I boarded at the Fram Museum in Oslo.
Summer Fun
The weekend of July 14 is a doubleheader for summer events. The Lotus
Festival at Echo Park features Asian food, performances, martial arts, and
merchants. The sparser Bastille Day at the Pacific Design Center lets
local Francophiles eat crepes.

I had never seen lotus plants until seeing
these in Echo Park, just minutes from downtown LA of all places.
NIGHTLIFE
WOW Dinner-LA
I meet up with LA friends to catch up on the past 3+ months.
Appropriately, we eat dinner at World Cafe in Venice. Since I've
basically been documenting my trip all along, we skip the "How was the
trip?" and go straight to the uh, more sensitive stuff I didn't post.
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I met these two at an Oscars after-party

The new Hollywood and Highland complex finally gives tourists
somewhere to hang out when they come to Hollywood.

What do Sharon Stone, Mickey Mouse and Tommy Lee Jones have in
common? Their Walk of Fame stars are right next to each other in
front of Mann's Chinese Theater.

The Library Tower building is the tallest in LA - You know it as the
building the aliens blew up in Independence Day. This is 1 of 2 photos on this page taken in Downtown LA - quite different from
other cities with many downtown photos

This dome top now reminds me of the churches in Santorini. The
building is trendy Eurochow, where celebrities used to have their
after-premiere parties.

This Spanish domed building looks like
some city hall or palace. No, it's just the Beverly Hills Police
Department, featured in Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills window display, tho I'm not sure what they're selling...

At the Getty Museum, the architecture and
city views are better than the collection. The white rock is
travertine imported from Italy.

At an alumni picnic, I meet up with Breen and Djorf,
who just moved to LA from Morocco a week ago. I practice
counting from 1-10 in Arabic with Djorf, but only remember 6 out of
the 10 numbers.

Playing some B-ball at the Venice
Beach courts filmed in White Men Can't Jump

Hitting the surf at Venice, tho Manhattan Beach has
better waves.

Rollerskating at Manhattan Beach. Is it more superficial to show
off your exercise physique or not to exercise, and wear baggy sweaters
to hide it?

In LA, ya do what ya wanna do, like karate at Venice Beach. You'd be the talk of the town if you tried this in London
or Paris parks.

Hangliding at El Segundo Beach

Three sports here at Redondo Beach: sea kayaking, sailing, and model
boat racing (small sail just above the end of the dock), just like at
the Jardin de Luxemburg in Paris

Runners run on the foot path, bikers and bladers in the
bike lane.
Some other SoCal plates
from a radio station contest:
Malibu lifeguard's plate

This guy owns 4 Corvettes

More
license plates

Six Flags Magic Mountain

Just like New York's skyscrapers seem
really TALL after Europe, LA's 10-lane both-direction highways seem
really WIDE. LA tourists without a guide dis LA cause they get
stuck in LA traffic, which is very time of day, day of week
dependent. You need a car AND a local!

Beach promotion

More domes and a spire at the Griffith Park observatory

No photos in MOCA, so from the Web

I ride the triceratops at the Museum of Natural
History, while dodgin T-Rex.

Since I was just in Paris, I can look at the food booths at Bastille
Day to tell how authentic the food is. I'm happy to see they
have real waffles (gaufres) at the Bastille Day festival. Don't
know who the accordian dude or T2 dudes are.
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My LA buddies are good
frequent fliers. Clockwise from back left:
- Jenny went to Brazil earlier this
year
- Her friend Flora has visited Paris
- David and Diana went to Fiji several
months ago
- Chris and Louise have been flying
around the U.S. visiting law schools in Chicago, North Carolina
and Phillie
- Ophir's been to Western
Europe, Israel, Morocco, Venezuela, the South Pacific and "Car-henge"
in Alliance, Nebraska.
- My former roommate Chris spent a
month traveling through Europe, and told me I had to go to Spain's
Seville and Grenada,
which I'm very glad I did.
- Christo has done a fair amount of
off-road worldhopping
- My brother Darren and his girlfriend
Candy. Darren and I did a Mediterranean
cruise, and I saw Candy in New York
on this trip
Dessert
On another night, we join our neighbor Kristy at Urth Cafe for the
best chocolate cake in town.
Parties
My travel bud Jeff and his roommates Tim and Hans throw a
housewarming party at their kickin' beach house, so I swing by.

Jeff, Tim and Hans did a cool 6-month world tour, and I referenced
their Traveling Idiots
travelogue on the road for advice. And before I left on my trip, Jeff
gave me some great travel tips, everything from how to negotiate with
Cairo camel guides to the Wonder of the quick-dry travel towel (it's
amazing how much you appreciate a quick-dry towel when you're in a
skanky hotel with a ratty or no towel! And it doubles nicely as a
light-shade hung from the top bunk of a bunk bed).
Past party photos: Dancing at
the Key
Club on Sunset Strip; house
parties (themed of course!)
Food
I voraciously visit LA's fast food chains I've been missing over the
past months. Note that in LA, fast food is light and
healthy. I chow down at my favorites:
- Coffee and iced blendeds at Coffee
Bean, including the tasty new Coco-lime. Beats Starbucks, and
I'm from Seattle!
- Baja Fresh fish tacos (no lard/MSG)
with fresh-chopped salsa
- Sushi at California Roll and Sushi -
including baked sushi!
- Boba tea at a dozen places in
Westwood
- In n Out Burger. OK, not
healthy but the vanilla shakes rule
Back to life, back to reality
I try to incorporate some of
what I learned from traveling into my ol' daily routine:
General:
- Do local: Traveling abroad,
you realize you should take advantage of what you have at
home. I plan to continue to do LA events, and go to Legoland
and Joshua Tree.
- News: After spending
months with US News limited to occasional Yahoo News and $1.50 USA
Todays, I realize we get exposed to a flood of news on the radio,
at gym TVs, CNN etc. It's OK, but I scan more of the
international sections
- Entertainment. Movies:
In Europe, I watched Episode 2, Lilo and Stitch and
Spiderman (a month post U.S. release) and checked for the
weekend box office every Monday, but besides that, I have no clue
about the movies that are out. So I gotta catch up, this
being LA. TV:
After being derailed off the TV track for several months, I
still haven't watched more than 5 minutes of TV the few weeks I'm
back. I have no idea what American Idol is. I do
recall Dog Eat Dog. I applied for it at the open call booth
at the LA Bike Tour I did just
before my trip, but canceled my interview cause I had my flight to
Cairo that day. Radio:
Eminem and other songs are new, but thanks to overplayed rotation,
I'm up to speed on tunes in about an hour.
Personal
- Eating: I try to eat
slower. Not Italy-slow, but at least slower than I used to
eat. To taste the food. So be forewarned: if we're
eating dinner and you're ready for dessert by the time I'm just
finished with my appetizers, well that's why.
- Driving: A bit weird the
first minute back, but it all snaps back. And it feels
really good to drive down to Hermosa Beach with the sunroof open,
windows down, blasting the radio to "Su-su-sudio." One change:
Inspired by Eurowalking everywhere, I now try to walk two blocks
instead of the LA standard: drive 2 blocks
- Exercise: Walking around
Europe's cities is a good leg workout. I find out that even
with all the chocolates, waffles and cheese I've been sampling,
I've actually lost a pound or two thanks to all the walking.
So I figure I need to hit the gym
to regain lost upper body. And they've expanded and added
TVs at my gym, so I can do midnight elliptical trainer to Jay
Leno.
- Classes: I'd always thought
about taking extension classes at UCLA, but hadn't. So the
week I get back, I enroll in fun movie classes like
"Targeting Movie Audiences in the Worldwide Entertainment
Marketplace." (which would never have been offered at my college).
That's so I can figure out why Spiderman took a month to be
released in Europe, while Lilo and Ep 2 were simultaneous.
- Flossing: more regularly
now. OK, OK, too much info.
What's Next
I spend July Fourth in Vegas. And I'm putting together various trip
info: trip stats, themes,
mailbag, my trip medical record, best and
worst, FAQ, glossary, what happened to my
stuff, and city ratings in case you're planning a trip
too. With my Asia and
EuroMediterranean legs, I've totaled 19 Wonders of the World, which
I'm happy about. Except wait a sec, 19 is a lousy number to end
on. I mean, nothing in the world is 19. Much better
to up it to 20 or 21. So to avoid being North hemisiphero-centric,
I'm checking flights to South America
to hit Machu Picchu or Brazil. In the meanwhile, feel free to let me
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Dinner with Dennis Tito

This is NOT a satellite transmission photo of space
tourist Dennis Tito - it was dark! A few days
after I return to LA, I attend an MIT dinner featuring Dennis
Tito. Last year, millionaire Dennis paid $20m to tag along with
the Russians in space, becoming the world's first space tourist.
Dennis says, "Follow your dreams, the money will
follow." When he was a kid, he dreamed of going into space,
so he became a rocket scientist (literally!) and worked at JPL for a
few years. He then decided to apply his math to
investments. He founded Wilshire Associates in Santa Monica, which
made the Wilshire 5000 index and ridiculous amounts of money.
With cash, Dennis figured he could fulfill his space dream. So
he lived like a Russian for a year of training, hurdled NASA's red
tape, and finally went up in space. He shows us his space travel
photos, including amazing Earth shots and video he shot while
listening to opera and Beatles CDs for hours. He says: "You
haven't really lived until you've gone into space." He says we
should send poets, musicians, and artists into space to capture the
magical human experience of being in space, which the scientists
skip. To make it possible for more people to be space tourists,
he's now trying to work with companies on commercial low-orbit space
flights. (Note: when there's a space stock boom in 20 years, bet
he's making mad moola). Hmm, now that I've seen Wonders of the
World, Dennis goes and gets me thinking of going where no one's gone
before...

Vball tournament at Manhattan Beach.

The Baja Fresh taco chain's motto is "No
microwaves, No can openers, no freezers, no lard, no MSG."
Their fresh grilled chicken, steak or fish tacos make Taco Bell meat
seem like dog food. Baja Fresh's competitor Poquito Mas
specializes in grilled burritos with mango salsa.

Japanese udon and soba noodles at Taiko are so good, Chris has his second
birthday dinner in 2 days there.

Just like Baywatch! Relaxing at the Hermosa Beach pier is
popular on a Sunday afternoon

More beach promotion babes hanging out.

Time to get back into routine at the LA Fitness.
When you're exercising on the treadmills, you can see the LA-traffic
through the floor-to-ceiling windows. And of course, this being
LA, this means the traffic can see you exercising.
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